I am a GOD

Today, I did the impossible. Twice. I resurrected two xboxes from the dead. To be truthful, only one had the dreaded Red Ring of Death, the other only had a problem with it's DVD Rom. Both were out of warranty, so their owners both CAUTIOUSLY gave their prized possessions in my hands. I knelt down and laid my hand upon them and raised them from the grave. Glory to me! All hail Steve Danger, a God among Xbox... people!

Now if I only knew how to actually play the damn thing. Too many buttons.

Rock on!
Steve Danger