Monday, October 6, 2008

Swampy Ball Wipes

Uncomfortable? Unlucky in love? Scared others will get a whiff of your swampy balls?

Well fret no more!

Steve Danger is proud to announce:

SWAMPY BALL WIPES!

Did you know that 1 in three men suffer from swampy balls syndrome, or SBS? This debilitating condition has caused lack of confidence, loveless lives and in extreme conditions even chaffing of the ball sack area.

Get your confidence back. With Swampy Ball Wipes you can now walk proudly knowing your balls are no longer swampy.

And we're also proud to introduce: SCENTED Swampy Ball Wipes! Never again will your lady wrinkle her nose with pleasant scents like: Tropic Express, Arctic Thunder, Desert Pineapple and many more!

So remember, your balls don't have to be swampy any longer with Swampy Ball Wipes!

Rock on!
Steve Danger

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Welcome to the Monkeysphere.

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We got fun 'n' games. We got everything you want.

Rock on!
Steve Danger