McPhosphogluconolactone

Dear Steve,
Hexose Monophosphate Shunt

Aldolasio McPhosphogluconolactone jr.

Dear Al-al... Dear Mexican Jr. Dude,
The main metabolic pathway in activated neutrophils, rendering them relatively insensitive to inhibitors of oxidative phosphorylation. Congenital deficiency of the first enzyme in the shunt, glucose 6 phosphate dehydrogenase, produces a sensitivity to infection similar to that seen in chronic granulomatous disease.

Rock on!
Steve Danger

Fuck!!
Not only it bothers me in school, it could kill me!!
AHHHHHH!!!

Aldolasio McPhosphogluconolactone jr.

Dear Jr.,
Finish school. Learn how to make this shit. I will hire you to make me lots and we'll hold the world ransom.

Rock on!
Steve Danger

Dear Steve,
your own body does that pathway every freakin moment of the day.
I can learn how to make LSD, though.
Let me know if you're still interested.

Aldolasio McPhosphogluconolactone jr.

Dear Al,
We're in business.

Rock on!
Steve Danger